queerpong:

"YOUR GAY" they shouted. "DUDE YOUR GAY!!!" i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. those kind men were trying to tell me he was running away

(via guy)

hitlersbreastmilk:

imagine if u could hear ur hair growing

(Source: , via joshpeck)

gnarly:

me: *first one finished when eating with friends* 

me: *still hungry*

me: *looks at friends food* 

me: “you gonna fuck dat up?”

(via hotboyproblems)

  • citizen: it's a bird!
  • citizen: it's a plane!
  • *superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
  • superman: it's a metaphor
Anonymously tell me your assumptions about me and I’ll confirm or deny them.

(Source: personablesmile, via om-inou-s)

alieniverson:

oh no a boy doesnt like my apperance whatever will i do

(via om-inou-s)

actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

(via om-inou-s)

stunningbieber:

when zanessa broke up i stopped believing in true love

(Source: scotsmcall, via koufy)

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